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Hell Is Walmart Or Costco At Christmas Eve
“These are the times that try men’s souls.” - Thomas Paine I’m convinced that Mr. Paine has a time machine and wrote those immortal words after trying to park and shop at WalMart and Costco on December...
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Great Things Come In Little Packages
Great Things Come in Little Packages I It was a bad day to be a dinosaur. It was a bad day to be a T-Rex. Particularly if your name was Alex and you were the last dinosaur on Earth. Alex glanced at the...
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Kenyan Coconut-Milk Plantain Recipe
Kenyan Entree COCONUT-MILK PLANTAINS INGREDIENTS 4 completely ripe plantains 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon curry powder 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon cloves 1 3/4 cups coconut milk PREPARATION Peel...
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Tex Mex T Rex
Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds...
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Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – Paul R. De...
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Banana Meatloaf
Bermudan Entree BANANA MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS ½ cup bread crumbs 2 eggs 1 banana 1 small onion 1 pound ground beef 1 teaspoon ground mustard ¼ teaspoon paprika ⅛ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2...
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My Long and Failed Quest to Buy Puff Pastry
The Holy Grail I needed puff pastry to make meat pies. Just pastry. This was My quest. And keep in mind, I suffer from fatigue from the time I get up. 1) I went to Stater Bros. First, I went to buy...
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Why I Hate WalMart
All the following thoughts come from personal experience, from watching TV, reading articles, and from what I consider reputable online sites, such as Yahoo Finance, CNN, etc. THING I LIKE ABOUT...
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World Marbles Challenge
Akeem “The Thumb” Hassan, this year’s favorite Yes indeed, sports fans, the 47th World Marbles Challenge starts tomorrow in Kotzebue, Alaska and ends in Durban, South Africa. This course shall be...
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